Duane Sherrill

I figured out the hard way recently how you can blow $639 and have nothing to show for it. All you have to do is buy a new car (well, it was new last Christmas Eve, and I’m still paying for it; so I consider it new).

Then, and this is the important part, you have to park it inside your garage where it is guarded nightly by a very aggressive dog that channels her inner Cujo anytime there’s a stranger or pest about. Just ask the many possums who have succumbed to Sally’s ire.